NOT MY RELATIVES

When I was at the bank the other day, I had to comment about a sweet picture on a calendar.
It showed a mother gorilla gently holding her baby—lovely, for sure.
I simply said, “Sweet, but not my relatives.”
The two bank employees heartily agreed.

Then I posed a question, “If that gorilla could talk and comment on people in a similar endearing picture, what would she say ?”
Immediate response, without hesitation, “Lovely humans, not my relatives.”

LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

Trump’s election is light at the end of the tunnel.

The light we see is the light igniting the explosives to blow up the swamp.

Pray—the tunnel is still 51 days long.

SENIOR MOMENT/OXYMORONS (7)

I modified my all-time best oxymoron to a cold, hard fact of getting older, with issues.
And every time I share this with people, they “get it.”

Original oxymoron, from decades ago—
Occasional outbursts of consistency.

And now, fitting this time of life—
Occasional outbursts of reality.

CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING

I heard this for the first time on afr.

Perspective on Thanksgiving.

Lying on his doghouse, as he was accustomed to doing, Snoopy could smell the absolutely wonderful food being prepared and eaten on Thanksgiving Day.
His spirits soared as he imagined special treatment with a special treat shared by his beloved master.
Later in the day Charlie Brown came out with a bowl of “dog food”.
Snoopy was so disappointed, devastated, finding it hard to be thankful.
Finally he realized he could be thankful that he was not a turkey.

WEARING ORANGE – OR – WHITE

“It is appointed to man once to die, and after that the judgment.”

The verdict.
The judgment.
The sentence.

The verdict for every person’s eternal future is established before we die.
The judgment is announced by The Judge after we die.
The sentence is carried out immediately.

The verdict is ours to decide, now—perish forever in hell, then—or—live forever in heaven, then.
The judgment pronounced, after it is too late—name not found in “The Book”—or—name written in “The Lamb’s Book of Life”.
The sentence ordered, carried out immediately—“Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”—or—“Come, you blessed of My Father. Enter the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.”

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Some (most) will be wearing orange (condemned guilty).

Some (few) will be wearing white (redeemed righteous).