OXYMORONS OF CHRISTMAS

+ Made the universe in a week – – – Formed in a human womb nine months

+ Almighty God – – – Helpless newborn baby

+ Nobody knew – – – Magnificent angel announced—multitude of angels “glory to God”

+ Born in poor family – – – Worshipped by rich

+ Small town, silent night birth – – – In a few months, refugees on hour notice, babies killed

+ Born – – – To die

+ Uncomfortable birthplace – – – Comfortable with the creatures He made

+ Sinless Son of God – – – Took on my sin—“became sin for us”

+ “Peace on earth, goodwill toward man” – – – “set for the rising and fall of many”

+ “Peace I leave with you” – – – “I have not come to bring peace, but a sword”

+ Jesus came – – – We can’t “comprehend it”

+ Christmas celebration – – – Jesus left out—[Christ]mas

+ Jesus’ birthday party – – – Who gets presents ?

+ Jesus’ birthday party – – – Who sings “Happy Birthday” ?

+ Big deal everywhere months before – – – Day after . . .

+ Christmas—just the beginning – – – Then it’s all over for most

+ Wonderful time of year – – – Don’t know why, really

+ Merry Christmas – – – Many are not

+ Joy at Christmas – – – Fragile, elusive for some

+ Family together – – – Some missing

+ All about family – – – Doesn’t feel like it ?

+ All about family – – – Not like it used to be ?

+ All about family – – – Not like it should be

+ ‘Everybody’ is celebrating – – – Somebody is alone

+ Happy – – – Not this time

+ Delighted – – – Depressed

+ Somebody “Made someone’s Christmas Day ! ! !” – – – Someone got missed

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Wherever you’re at—whatever you feel—you feel it more at Christmas.

Care about somebody this Christmas.

Ask God who that would be.

Show and Tell—
—Show someone Jesus loves them.
—Tell someone Jesus loves them.

“I CAN COMPLAIN” ?

I can—but will it make me feel better ?
I can—but will it make me better ?
I can—but will it do any good ?
I can—but will anybody listen ?
I can—but would I want to listen ?
I can—but does anybody care ?
I can—but maybe I don’t have to ?
I can—but do I have something better to do ?

HOW ARE YOU DOING ?

I expect to make it to the end of my life—I’m not so sure about today sometimes.

NO CELL PHONES IN . . .

NO CELL PHONES IN THIS ROOM OR THIS ROOM OR THIS ROOM !

+ No cell phones in the bathroom !

+ No cell phones in the bedroom !

+ No cell phones in the room where you are eating, TOGETHER !

I could write for an hour on the best use for each of those rooms, and how I thought of this article sitting in one of them.
But it is more effective if I let you think and talk about how you and yours will use your time there, without cell phones.

SENIOR MOMENT/OXYMORONS (4)

As time goes by, I find it interesting to compare functioning of the brain to a computer—sometimes similar, sometimes not.

— Memory upgrades or additions become unavailable.
— The hard disc seems to rotate slower, which explains why it takes longer reviewing stored information, to find what you’re looking for.
— You just can’t have as many files open at one time, like in the past, or like other people.
— What used to work well in your life, you are told is out of date–and upgrades simply don’t fit.
— Pressure does not increase productivity—another crisis blows another circuit—can’t afford that.
— Older systems are no longer supported, and everything you do takes so much longer.
— The cost of inefficiency and failure of logical function, add up in real dollars, with no reprogramming to correct the damage.
— Thinking about another better system is not helpful—actually, that kills your own system, almost like it has personality and gets offended. Yes, it does, because it’s you, a person and not a technical machine like a computer.

WELL-WORN – – – WORN WELL

There is an apt saying:
A Bible that is falling apart probably belongs to a person whose spiritual life is not falling apart.

I can’t help but do some wishful thinking when I reach in my pocket, that the following saying would be true as well:
A wallet that is falling apart probably belongs to a person whose financial life is not falling apart.

Well, at least that person is using his money, and not hiding it.

SENIOR MOMENT/OXYMORONS (2)

Top oxymoron for seniors:

“HURRY UP”

SENIOR MOMENT/OXYMORONS (1)

I have occasional senior moments when my memory works.

TWO LONGHORN OXYMORONS

As a Texan I am fascinated by longhorns, and I especially appreciate the beautiful longhorns just across the fence from where I live.

As a father and father-in-law of several Aggies, I have the obvious thoughts that need not be spoken about the other . . .

So, those two statements explain the following two longhorn oxymorons:

Fat Longhorn
conservative longhorn

ORIGINAL STICKY NOTES

Ruth Graham bought cigarette paper and wet it to increase the margin space for writing notes in her Bible.