LET’S MAKE A DEAL – – – IRAN VERSION

A hunter and a bear met, and decided to negotiate before taking action.

First, the bear’s version of negotiation, to the hunter,
“You want a fur coat.
I want a warm meal.
We’ll both get what we want.”

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Let’s make a deal – – – Iran version, to the U. S.,
“You want to negotiate.
We want to lie.
We’ll both get what we want.”