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I would like to share the following with the Occupy Wall Street folks:

I believe the wealthy should share their money with the rest of us. Here’s how I propose it be done.

1. They have money.
2. I need money.
3. They need some work done.
4. I do the work for them.
5. They pay me money.
6. We’re both happy—their work is done, and I have money to buy food and pay my bills.
7. The process works smoothly, over and over, and it’s beautiful.
8. The government didn’t have to crook a finger—as in, steal our money, give it to people who don’t work, and waste half of it in the process.
9. I guarantee that whenever I work for someone, and they pay me, we’re both going to make sure we don’t waste anything.