Fake Friends are all over on facebook.
Fake Friends are a trademark of facebook.
Fake Friends is synonymous with facebook.
Fake Friends come from facebook.
Fake Friends are brought to you compliments of facebook.
Fake Friends put you at risk on facebook.
Fake Friends set dangerous traps on facebook.
Fake Friends dilute real friends on facebook.
Fake Friends hide on facebook.
Fake Friends waste time on facebook.
Fake Friends lurk on facebook.
Fake Friends are not real on facebook.
Fake Friends don’t “stick closer than a brother” on facebook.
Fake Friends spoil old-fashioned, sensitive, real-life budding love (“I think he likes me”) on facebook.
Fake Friends are just numbers on facebook.
Fake Friends can’t touch on facebook.
Fake Friends keep others from being real on facebook.
Fake Friends don’t care on facebook.
Fake Friends create more fake friends on facebook.
Fake Friends condition everyone to be less real on facebook.
Fake Friends hurt real friends on facebook.
Fake Friends exact a high price for revealing authenticity on facebook.
Fake Friends generate massive numbers of sheeple* on facebook.
Fake Friends only care about the size of their ‘following’ on facebook.
*sheeple—people conditioned to ‘follow’ other sheeple because they are ‘following’ sheeple who are ‘following’ somebody with lots and lots of sheeple ‘following’ them, with the posted numbers to prove it, so they have to get on board with ‘following.’
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You might get the hint that I have a facetious bent toward disfavor of facebook.
I believe sincerely that facebook does a lot of harm, conditioning people to not be real, to diminish in-person relationships talking face-to-face, and to depend unwittingly on those controlling facebook to control major portions of their lives.
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