SHINY, COSTLY, FINELY SHAPED, WITH PRECIOUS METAL AND MONEY

Add to the title:
AND “EVERYBODY’S DOING IT”

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Modern American idols—
■ ■ Our CARS
■ ■ Our CELL PHONES
■ ■ Our tools for ENTERTAINMENT
■ ■ Our RETIREMENT

And the winner is . . .

Americans have the best assortment of options for idols—pick one, to worship—or pick all, to worship !

If you’ve just “got to have it”, and you get it, it’s an idol.

If you’ve just “got to have it”, it’s already an idol.