THE LONG-AWAITED ‘INTERVIEW’

Pre-recorded.
Pre-scripted.
Pre-edited.
Pre-approved.
Pre-favorable.

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—TONIGHT—
Welcome to the Kamala Harris Show ! ! !

Seriously doubt if it will be fact-checked.
Laugh-checked—yes.
Reality-checked—not a chance.
Brainwash-checked—actually, fully approved.
Take it away, media—much oblige—couldn’t do this without you.