This comes from a caller to “Trivia Friday” on afr talk.
What did Pilate ask Joseph of Arimathea when Joseph asked for Jesus’ body, and said he was going to bury it in his own tomb?
Pilate: “Why would you, a prominent leader of the Jews, want to give up your tomb for this Jesus?”
Joseph: “No big deal; it’s just for the weekend.”
This is not actually in the Bible, but it is so good.
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