YOU KNOW YOU’VE MET A REAL TEXAN . . .

(These were going to be spread out in serial form, but you probably need to hear them all at once in progressive sequence.)

#1  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

He greets the August heat with, “Ah, this is why I live in Texas.”

(may be stretching it a bit when the heat lingers through September—updated 9-20-15)

 

#2  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

His views on citizenship and immigration are very clear:

+GOD

+GUNS

+FENCE

+FRIENDSHIP

+ENGLISH*

+EARN**

If you want to join us, believe all this, become a Texan.

*We can forgive you if you can’t speak Texan because you weren’t born here, but native Texans (and new) speak English.

**That means WORK.  In Texas you can sweat without working, but you can’t work without sweating.

Note:  Except for a fence on the south, these views apply to immigration across any Texas border.

And, we practice what we preach on all the above.

 

#3  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

His t-shirt says:

“SECEDE?    Y’all are lucky we don’t invade”

 

#4  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

His political position is crystal clear and passionately positive:

“I would rather die fighting for the Republic of Texas than helplessly watch the United States of America surrender to Islam.”

 

#5  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

He believes it is time for Texas to close our embassy in Washington and expel all U.S. “diplomats” from our country.

 

#6  You know you’ve met a real Texan . . .

He recognizes and accepts the responsibility that Texas may be the last bastion of freedom in the world.