WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.
Oh, thank goodness I don’t have to worry about that, because I don’t live in California. So it won’t affect me. And I really don’t care about the problems of people who live in California and believe that.
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WARNING: THIS PRODUCT* IS KNOWN TO ANYONE IN THE STATE OF . . .** TO CAUSE DEATH.
*abortion
**the womb
Oh, thank goodness I don’t have to worry about that, because I don’t live in the womb. So it won’t affect me. And I really don’t care about the problems of people who live in the womb and believe that.
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This post left me lost!
Is the top part from someone’s else writing and the bottom yours?
Help me out here because I could never see you making a statement like “And I really don’t care about people who live in California and believe that.”
I was using sarcasm from conversations where people poke fun at product labels. For example, here is a true story straight from an employee in a local building materials store. The customer was afraid to buy a product after seeing the label. The employee said it was okay because we don’t live in California. It satisfied the customer, and she bought the item. Seriously. I’ve gotten a lot of mileage from sharing that story.
I used that wording to draw parallel attention to the absurdity of not caring about PEOPLE who live in the womb.
Perhaps this will clear it up for anyone reading. Or I can go with the revision.