BE STILL – WHEN? – WHERE?

If you get a plaque that says,

BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD,

which room in the house is the best place

to hang it up and practice what it says?

The bathroom!

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FISHERMEN AND SAILORS

+size of boat
+size of ‘fish’
+size of stories
+range of travel
+time away from home
+meaning of freedom
+degree of solitude
+extent of reputation for vocabulary
+difference in social influence
+time to dream
+amount of risk
+types of danger
+definition of success

PRAY FOR PATIENCE ?

I prayed for patience, and I’m waiting for an answer.

LATE – – – MORE, LATER – – – NEVERMORE

Some Fun—Some Play on Words—Some Truth.

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Today is the first time I’m running late today.

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I wasn’t late until it got late before I got there on time.

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Figured out why my tummy hurts—it’s tired of taking the blame when I always say my tummy made me late.

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Tombstone on the subject of late—“E. T. A. – ON TIME”

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Another tombstone—“ALL CAUGHT UP”

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“We are here to pay last respects to our late friend, Larry—always challenged with late, even to late in life, but now late no more.”

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I want to learn to live without worrying about running late, before it’s too late.

I already can’t run anymore, so going faster isn’t an option.

‘Hurry Up’ is an oxymoron now.

People like it when I say I’m thankful for slow.

Do I dare say I’m thankful for late?

I must tell you a Church in the Park story on 4-4-19, late Sunday afternoon.

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I couldn’t make it to Church in the Park in the morning, because I was helping my son load a car on a trailer, to donate to God’s Garage*.

I got to the park about four in the afternoon, instead of eleven in the morning.

Minutes later Bob shows up—the old original homeless by choice, friend for decades—he had walked several miles from Scott and White Hospital, where he was just released after several days as a patient (would have missed him, on time, in the morning).

Then, when I finished singing “Because He Lives,” two people told me what happened during verse two.

In a car close by, a mother was yelling with profanity at her daughter, who must have been pregnant, apparently saying she should have an abortion.

During the song, the yelling suddenly stopped.

Here are the words of verse two:

“How sweet to hold a newborn baby

And feel the pride and joy he gives;

But greater still the calm assurance

This child can face uncertain days

Because He lives.

 

Because He lives, they can face tomorrow.

Because He lives, all fear is gone.

Because we know He holds their future.

Their life is worth the living

Just because He lives.”

 

Please say a prayer now, for that baby’s future.

 

*Look up God’s Garage in Montgomery, Texas, and read the testimony—you’ll be touched, as I was to be a small part of what is very close to God’s heart.

“Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, to visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.”

WHAT HAPPENS AT GRANDMA’S . . .

. . . NEVER HAPPENED!

THE ART OF THE DEAL – – – DEMOCRAT VERSION 1.?

The principle of making a deal by first proposing something beyond what you hope for, so you can compromise to something you can live with, is now playing out in the field of democrat presidential hopefuls.

Their attempts to outdo each other with outlandish ideas plunging us headlong into socialism overnight, leave most sane Americans wondering what planet they came from (someone needs to mention that you have to be born here to be president).

They don’t seem to have a coordinated approach (except for their universal, unifying media), and some even step in it deeper than their own party leaders can clean up, but maybe, it’s a matter of conditioning the people with relentless pounding of crazy now, so that when they face reality in the new year, they can back off and sound ‘normal’ in comparison.

What a way to deal.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE HERE

Something fun.

Something favorable.

Something offensive.

Something eternal.

MARGINAL ANALOGY

Be sure to share this only in a guaranteed acceptance atmosphere.

When everyone was talking and drooling over engagement ring stories, including the new one in the group, I shared a lame (risky) analogy.

“I told my kids that their gpa matters only until they get their first job.”

It is fun to watch people in the group as the first person gets it, then others.

The person telling this might want to play low key at that time.

[Please note this is filed under ‘fun.’]

WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY ?

There was a “nice” church where everyone dressed and acted nice, like they were expected to.

A visitor came dressed in cowboy boots and hat, with clean clothes, but torn jeans.

After the service, the pastor talked to him and suggested that he pray that week and ask Jesus what he should wear to church, and come back.

He agreed, prayed, and came the next week dressed the same way.

The pastor was surprised and asked him if he prayed about what he should wear to church.

He said Jesus told him to wear the same clothes.

And what did Jesus say about our church’s dress code?

Jesus said He didn’t know—He’d never been there.

 

I wonder how many churches have lots of expectations for their members, but no Jesus.

HURRY UP IS AN OXYMORON

Oh well, it works for me, lately.