{"id":990,"date":"2012-10-19T08:02:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T14:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=990"},"modified":"2012-10-19T08:02:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T14:02:15","slug":"bhobs-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=990","title":{"rendered":"BHOB&#8217;S* HUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;America is a joke.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve made that our primary export to the world in my administration.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you think we&#8217;ve done a pretty good job?&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8212;&#8211;BHOB*<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wish I could use my middle name [he actually said that yesterday].\u00a0 Then people could see my real identity.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think I can keep that a secret another four years.\u00a0 Re-elect me, and I won&#8217;t have to keep a secret about anything.\u00a0 Some of you get this already, but just give me the past four years plus one month, and I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">promise<\/span> I will be transparent&#8212;and flexible!\u00a0 I&#8217;m not joking (lying) this time about transparent.\u00a0 And flexible is a code word, you know, you&#8217;ll see.\u00a0 In case you haven&#8217;t gotten the joke yet, vote for me to see what&#8217;s in me.\u00a0 Your last chance, or I&#8217;ll have to do it myself.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8212;&#8211;BHOB*<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*Barack Hussein OBama\u2014Say BHHHOB aloud and it sounds like the warning for Christians in the 2008 election: \u201cBeware of sheep\u2019s clothing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;America is a joke.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve made that our primary export to the world in my administration.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you think we&#8217;ve done a pretty good job?&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8212;&#8211;BHOB* &#8220;I wish I could use my middle name [he actually said that yesterday].\u00a0 Then people could see my real identity.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think I can keep that a secret [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}