Another frog and duck story (even though you’ll see this story first)<\/p>\n
The other was about two ducks and a frog. This one is about two frogs and a duck.<\/p>\n
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Two small frogs were crossing a muddy road with very deep ruts.\u00a0 One frog made it across—the other fell into a rut and couldn’t get out. So the first frog went for help (I don’t know what “help” looks like for a little frog).<\/p>\n
When the first frog was on his way back with “help,” he met the other frog halfway home.<\/p>\n
“How did you do that?\u00a0 I thought you couldn’t jump out.”<\/p>\n
“You see, a truck came along, and I had to.”<\/p>\n
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(Someone will have to ask the obvious question, and I will answer it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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