{"id":871,"date":"2012-10-02T20:17:33","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T02:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=871"},"modified":"2012-10-02T20:17:33","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T02:17:33","slug":"mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;MINE&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two ducks and a frog were best friends at a pond.<\/p>\n<p>The pond dried up.<\/p>\n<p>The ducks could fly to another pond.<\/p>\n<p>The frog could not.<\/p>\n<p>Solution.<\/p>\n<p>They were on their way to the new pond (all three of them).<\/p>\n<p>The two ducks held a stick in their beaks.<\/p>\n<p>The frog held on between.<\/p>\n<p>A farmer saw them passing overhead.<\/p>\n<p>He asked, &#8220;Whose idea was that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The frog said, &#8220;MINE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You might tell the story when you&#8217;re tempted to boast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two ducks and a frog were best friends at a pond. The pond dried up. The ducks could fly to another pond. The frog could not. Solution. They were on their way to the new pond (all three of them). The two ducks held a stick in their beaks. The frog held on between. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-inspire_lifter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}