Dear Xi Xi Ping Pong,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just want to you have my word that our recent test of the ICBM means nothing for our relationship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know, the military rules call for periodic tests that I have no control over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know, the media is just a fiddle to be played.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We both have obligations to react appropriately to keep our people content, if possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have better control over yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m working as fast as I can on mine, following your methods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we do have a lot of the same goals, thanks to our times together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There’s a lot we can work out with talks and deals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe we don’t have to blow up the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hope things are going well for your leadership.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe Biden my time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P. S. – – – We need to get together for another game (secretly of course), before I get too old or you get too fat to be at the top of our game. Who would have ever thought a little white ball could make so much difference in international relations between the world’s two superpowers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Remember me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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