{"id":4634,"date":"2021-08-20T18:43:01","date_gmt":"2021-08-20T23:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=4634"},"modified":"2021-08-20T18:43:03","modified_gmt":"2021-08-20T23:43:03","slug":"im-from-the-government-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=4634","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;M FROM THE GOVERNMENT &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; AND . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m from the government, and I&#8217;m here to help you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The world&#8217;s ultimate moxyoron.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, that was just a slip of the tongue, honestly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Actually, make that two (slips)&#8212;because most from the government is a slip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m from the government, and I&#8217;m here to help you. The world&#8217;s ultimate moxyoron. Oh, that was just a slip of the tongue, honestly. Actually, make that two (slips)&#8212;because most from the government is a slip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-cultural"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4635,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions\/4635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}