{"id":3121,"date":"2015-12-18T10:09:55","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T16:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=3121"},"modified":"2015-12-18T10:09:55","modified_gmt":"2015-12-18T16:09:55","slug":"how-many-reindeer-does-it-take","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=3121","title":{"rendered":"HOW MANY REINDEER DOES IT TAKE . . . ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At ease, please.<\/p>\n<p>How many reindeer does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/p>\n<p>Eight&#8212;one to change the lightbulb and seven to hold Rudolph down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At ease, please. How many reindeer does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight&#8212;one to change the lightbulb and seven to hold Rudolph down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3122,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121\/revisions\/3122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}