{"id":3011,"date":"2015-09-17T16:55:02","date_gmt":"2015-09-17T21:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=3011"},"modified":"2015-11-05T21:28:19","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T03:28:19","slug":"benefits-of-life-death-insurance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/?p=3011","title":{"rendered":"BENEFITS OF LIFE \/ DEATH INSURANCE ? ? ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How does a person experience the benefits of life insurance?<\/p>\n<p>First you have to die.<\/p>\n<p>Then, . . .<\/p>\n<p>The benefits depend on your underwriter.<\/p>\n<p>Life insurance can pay the undertaker.<\/p>\n<p>But, . . .<\/p>\n<p>Only Biblical Insurance pays the Uppertaker.<\/p>\n<p>And that would be Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>Policy already paid in full&#8212;in advance.<\/p>\n<p>But you have to sign up for it&#8212;in advance.<\/p>\n<p>And that would be . . . NOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does a person experience the benefits of life insurance? First you have to die. Then, . . . The benefits depend on your underwriter. Life insurance can pay the undertaker. But, . . . Only Biblical Insurance pays the Uppertaker. And that would be Jesus. Policy already paid in full&#8212;in advance. But you have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,2,4,7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-educational","category-faith_based","category-financial","category-inspire_lifter","category-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3080,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions\/3080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.awordforthought.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}